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• Why do guys take crotch shots, anyway?

  Mon Jun 6, 2011
  • Guy with a cell phone: "Sigh...bored....time on my hands...what to do, what to do.... I know, I'll thrill [fill in the name of luckless female] by taking a photo of my erection! Wow, she's gonna love that!" Save yourself the trouble, boys.

• 24,199 pages of Palin e-mails to be released Friday morning

  Mon Jun 6, 2011
  • Not that it's even remotely possible - no one is that good an actor - but wouldn't it be funny if her political career were ruined because her emails revealed her to be intelligent and well-read? He drooling fans, thicker than bricks themselves, would desert her in droves and run off looking for …

• 24,199 pages of Palin e-mails to be released Friday morning

  Mon Jun 6, 2011
  • If it were true that "mean and nasty doesn't win a race", then we wouldn't have to worry that another dim-witted puppet like W. - meaning Palin of course - would be danced into the presidency by Cheney-types behind the curtain.

• 24,199 pages of Palin e-mails to be released Friday morning

  Mon Jun 6, 2011
  • It's not just Democrats who're horrified by the idea that someone like Palin wants control of the country. No one with even a scrap of patriotism wants to see her in a position of political power.

• End of the world? How about a party instead?

  Wed May 18, 2011
  • If Jesus had looked like the picture Judas wouldn't have had to point him out in a crowd, He could have just pointed and said, "See that big white guy over there?" But here already? Riiiight. The line for disapointment forms outside.

• End of the world? How about a party instead?

  Wed May 18, 2011
  • Wonder what excuse these folks have ready to use on Sunday morning to cover up being wrong (again). Not that being caught with their proverbial pants down will slow them up - they'll probably say their faith was being tested or some other lame grasping-at-straws "reason."

• Mother of Schwarzenegger child reportedly identified

  Wed May 18, 2011
  • That this ego-maniacal son-of-a-nazi (literally) would think he was justified in having a sex-partner (hooker?) working for him under his roof for more than a decade and that they would deceive his wife and kids the whole time, probably doesn't surprise anyone who really knows him.

• Trump not running for president

  Mon May 16, 2011
  • On the up side: We won't have to look at the dead ferret he believes is a great rug...nor will we have to see that squid's-beak mouth of his spouting winger political platitudes.

• Trump not running for president

  Mon May 16, 2011
  • If the Presidency is a joke, Trump would have been the right guy for the job.

• Trump not running for president

  Mon May 16, 2011
  • "Class" has never even been in the same room with Trump - unless you mean LOW class.